Raising kids is a no-win proposition

• Kids should get more cuts and scrapes.
• Kids need to play outside; otherwise they'll become obese couch potatoes.
• Kids need to be supervised, and driven to and from school every day; otherwise they'll be kidnapped and raped and murdered.
• Kids need to be exposed to Baby Einstein videos; otherwise they'll never be geniuses.
• Kids shouldn't play sports; they'll become too competitive and lack empathy.
• Kids need to play sports; otherwise they'll be fat and nobody will like them.
• Kids shouldn't play sports; they'll get hurt.

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